May
27
2013
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Jul
22
2011
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Montage of every curse form evry episode of “The Sopranos”

From Victor Solomon's site:

for those of you watching the sopranos on a&e, here’s what you’re missing. this is every single curse, from every single episode of the sopranos, ever.


the sopranos, uncensored. from victor solomon on Vimeo.

Originally posted 2009-02-09 09:56:52.

Written by Peter C in: Entertainment,Film,Humor,NSFW,Video |
Jun
30
2011
0

Koen Demuynck — Excellent illustrations

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First image may not be safe for work. 

Link to Koen Demuynck's work

Originally posted 2007-07-06 11:46:08.

Written by Peter C in: Advertising,Arts,Asia,Illustration,NSFW,Photography |
Sep
02
2010
0

Most excellent Tipp-Ex (Euro version of White-Out) interactive YouTube viral (NSFW language)

The frame take over is nothing compared to the way the user interacts with the video. I tried inputting several different words and each phrase was returned with an appropriate video response. Not following? Just hit play…

This is by far the most ingenious use of YouTube I’ve seen in a long time. Click here for the ad/viral.

Written by Peter C in: Advertising,NSFW,Tech,Video | Tags: , ,
Aug
19
2010
0
Jul
27
2010
0

Poupées gonflées! (NSFW)


Link
to article in French. Thanks Christo

Originally posted 2007-05-30 20:20:34.

Written by Peter C in: Asia,Humor,NSFW,Sex | Tags: ,
May
17
2010
0

Chen Zhun’s Photo Comic Novel. (Mildly NSFW)

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Link to set

Originally posted 2008-05-23 10:33:58.

Apr
03
2010
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Oct
14
2009
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Tonight only! Zombie strippers at the Admiral: The undead meet the unclothed

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From The Chicago Tribune:

One rips off a bikini top. The other rips an arm off a hapless victim, beating the just-single-limbed person mercilessly before feasting on the bloody remains. Neither wants you touching them.

Exotic dancers and zombies, the two grand pillars of American subculture, have finally joined forces — thus proving our nation’s obsession with the walking dead has irrevocably crossed the line of mainstream consciousness, where now strippers are parodying a trend.

The site is Albany Park’s Admiral Theatre, a gentlemen’s club where chairs have leopard prints and a woman who works there is named Euphoria (likely not her Christian name).

Wednesday night, club organizers are throwing an event called “Night of the Stripping Dead,” where professional makeup artists will transform otherwise pious dancers into undead dancers.

The highlight, said club marketing manager Tim Brown, will be a performance by zombie burlesque dancer Miss Maya Sinstress. Brown first noticed Sinstress at a burlesque convention.

“She came out in a metal corset, metal bikini and proceeded to take it off with a chain saw,” Brown said. “It floored me.”

Brown, who came up with the idea, was also particularly excited about “zombie (little people)” running the concession stand that night, which he said is “gonna be nuts.”

Jul
24
2009
1
Mar
30
2009
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Sprinkle Brigade — Disgustingly funny

You know the saying "you can't polish a turd"? Well you can sprinkle glitter on it.

That's what the folks over Sprinkle Brigade do. More about their story on their blog.

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Written by Peter C in: *Puppies & Flowers,Arts,Entertainment,Humor,NSFW |
Jan
07
2009
1

Hello Dolly! — A Doll Roundup

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Police seek blow-up doll sex bandit

SYDNEY (Reuters) – An Australian man broke into three adult shops, had sex with blow up dolls named "Jungle Jane" and then dumped his plastic conquests in a nearby alley, local media reported Wednesday.

"It's totally bizarre. It's a real concern that someone like that is out on the street," said one of the owners of the adult sex shops in Cairns in northern Queensland state.

"He has been taking the dolls out the back and blowing them up and using the dolls and leaving them in the alley," the owner, who gave the name of Vogue, told the Cairns Post newspaper.

Police told the Cairns Post that scientific officers had taken DNA samples, fingerprints and pictures of the crime scene. Link

 

400 Russian men and women use inflatable sex dolls as flotation devices on river run

From article: The unusual sporting event was dreamed up by mastermind and organiser Dmitry Bulawinov. He said the idea of floating down the river in the embraces of a rubber woman was conceived as a joke at a party where…

 

Chinese confuse Russian kids with gender bending dolls

 From englishrussia: Lately some Russian newspapers post photos of these strange Chinese dolls. You can see the scanned piece of article from one Russian regional newspaper. The reason for the panic is that in Russian children toy stores have appeared strange…

 

An artist’s complicated relationship with her look-alike sex doll

Video and performance artist Amber Hawk Swanson ordered a life-sized, realistic sex doll made to look just like her, and named it Amber. The couple scampered off to Vegas and got married. "Their wedding video and other footage documenting their…

 

Real Dolls and the men who love them…

Over the last few weeks I've been running into articles on this topic including an excellent documentary by Channel 4. Link to documentary 'Guys and Dolls'. This phenomenom is not to restricted to Japan, if you've watched the video above…

 

Poupées gonflées! (Mildly NSFW)

Great photography show of adult doll creation.

Aug
29
2008
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Jun
23
2008
0

Le le’s Breakfast — Art by Piet Parra — NSFW

Video for Le le's hitsong 'Breakfast'. It consists solely of drawings made by Piet Parra that are also used as loops during the live performances. The song is about bitches and eggs…

Link to YouTube clip.

Written by Peter C in: Arts,Design,Entertainment,Illustration,Music,NSFW,Video |
Aug
16
2007
0

Edible miniature Japanese sex doll set (Mildly NSFW)

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Apparently the doll is edible —jelly perhaps? Anyhow it was too good to pass up for all its edible goodness. Note the 'hand stick' on the side that you can use for whatever…

Written by Peter C in: Arts,Food,Hmmn. Interesting.,Humor,NSFW,Weird News |
Aug
01
2007
0

Pussy footing around… NSFW

pussyFoot.jpgThis is a departure from what I usually post but this product is just so wonderfully strange, I had to do it.

From site:

The SiFeet Pussy Foot is the ultimate fantasy sex toy for foot fetishists. This size 6, 100% silicone foot is cast in pure silicone from a real life actual, beautiful female foot. In the sole of this lovely foot is a fully functional and totally fuck-able silicone vagina.

Link to site Thanks Jeff J

Written by Peter C in: Humor,NSFW,Sex,Weird News |
Jul
06
2007
0

61 literary euphemisms for masturbation…

1. Blurbing yourself

2. Burying the lede

3. Challenging Alexander Pushkin to a one-handed duel

4. Coaxing Salinger to come out and play

5. Coming up with a gripping plot twist

6. Conjugating the verb

7. Cooking up a big oily batch of Victory Gin

8. Dangling your participles

9. Deconstructing The Fountainhead

10. Dipping your madeleine into Proust's tea

11. Finishing the first draft by hand

12. Freelancing for the glossies

13. Getting just a little too into pictures of Dorian Gray

14. Giving it a first pass

15. Giving the protagonist some internal conflict

16. Giving your narrative a Faustian theme

17. Having a strong opinion in your writing workshop about the power of symbolism

18. A Heartbreaking Wank of Staggering Spunkage

19. Hiding Rushdie from the Muslim assassins

20. Hunting for treasure in Injun Joe's cave

21. Interrogating JT LeRoy and his five accomplices

22. Jack Kerou-whacking

23. Joining the Beat Generation

24. Launching a ship to the holy city of Byzantium

25. Listening to Portnoy complain

26. Looking for clues with Tintin and Snowy

27. Mangling the English translation

28. Mixing your metaphors

29. Much A-Goo About Nothing

30. Oliver's Twist

31. Palahniukin'

32. Paying extra for the hardcover

33. Paying the bills with a hack novelization

34. Paying yourself in contributor copies

35. Picking the pull-quotes

36. Pinning Garp with a Half Nelson

37. Polishing Nick Hornby's head

38. Pottering your Chamber of Secrets

39. Print-on-demand

40. Proofreading the galleys

41. Putting out Polyphemus' one good eye

42. Putting the "wad" back into "Henry Wadsworth Longfellow"

43. Querying the editor

44. Rattling your stick inside a swill bucket

45. Reading poetry aloud

46. Recouping losses incurred by the Publishers Group West bankruptcy

47. Saying yes, yes, oh god yeeeeees to Ulysses

48. Shooting at Joan Burroughs with your flesh musket

49. Shooting your own author's photo

50. Signing the first edition

51. Skimming the Cliff Notes

52. Slapstick (or: “Lonesome No More”)

53. Spanking the Monkey (sometimes known as "Spanking Arthur Waley's translation of Journey to the West ")

54. Splitting infinitives

55. Stocking the remainder table

56. Tap-tap-tapping at your chamber door (only this and nothing more)

57. The other lonely impulse of delight

58. Touring Rosings with Mr. Collins

59. Transforming Gregor Samsa into a monstrous vermin

60. Using the passive voice

61. Varnishing your Booker Prize

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