Puppies and Flowers

Previously Billy Connelly:

• Happy Birthday Billy Connelly! 67?
• Billy Connolly : Banana Feet — Rare 1975 Documentary

Originally posted 2010-09-20 22:46:26.

From Victor Solomon's site:

for those of you watching the sopranos on a&e, here’s what you’re missing. this is every single curse, from every single episode of the sopranos, ever.

the sopranos, uncensored. from victor solomon on Vimeo.

Originally posted 2009-02-09 09:56:52.

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Link to Koen Demuynck's work

Originally posted 2007-07-06 11:46:08.

The frame take over is nothing compared to the way the user interacts with the video. I tried inputting several different words and each phrase was returned with an appropriate video response. Not following? Just hit play…

This is by far the most ingenious use of YouTube I’ve seen in a long time. Click here for the ad/viral.

Link to article in French. Thanks Christo

Originally posted 2007-05-30 20:20:34.

Link to set

Originally posted 2008-05-23 10:33:58.

From The Onion News Network

Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn’t Fucking Work

Originally posted 2009-02-10 10:36:12.

From The Chicago Tribune:

One rips off a bikini top. The other rips an arm off a hapless victim, beating the just-single-limbed person mercilessly before feasting on the bloody remains. Neither wants you touching them.

Exotic dancers and zombies, the two grand pillars of American subculture, have finally joined forces — thus proving our nation’s obsession with the walking dead has irrevocably crossed the line of mainstream consciousness, where now strippers are parodying a trend.

The site is Albany Park’s Admiral Theatre, a gentlemen’s club where chairs have leopard prints and a woman who works there is named Euphoria (likely not her Christian name).

Wednesday night, club organizers are throwing an event called “Night of the Stripping Dead,” where professional makeup artists will transform otherwise pious dancers into undead dancers.

The highlight, said club marketing manager Tim Brown, will be a performance by zombie burlesque dancer Miss Maya Sinstress. Brown first noticed Sinstress at a burlesque convention.

“She came out in a metal corset, metal bikini and proceeded to take it off with a chain saw,” Brown said. “It floored me.”

Brown, who came up with the idea, was also particularly excited about “zombie (little people)” running the concession stand that night, which he said is “gonna be nuts.”

Link to rathergood

You know the saying "you can't polish a turd"? Well you can sprinkle glitter on it.

That's what the folks over Sprinkle Brigade do. More about their story on their blog.

Police seek blow-up doll sex bandit

SYDNEY (Reuters) – An Australian man broke into three adult shops, had sex with blow up dolls named "Jungle Jane" and then dumped his plastic conquests in a nearby alley, local media reported Wednesday.

"It's totally bizarre. It's a real concern that someone like that is out on the street," said one of the owners of the adult sex shops in Cairns in northern Queensland state.

"He has been taking the dolls out the back and blowing them up and using the dolls and leaving them in the alley," the owner, who gave the name of Vogue, told the Cairns Post newspaper.

Police told the Cairns Post that scientific officers had taken DNA samples, fingerprints and pictures of the crime scene. Link

400 Russian men and women use inflatable sex dolls as flotation devices on river run

From article: The unusual sporting event was dreamed up by mastermind and organiser Dmitry Bulawinov. He said the idea of floating down the river in the embraces of a rubber woman was conceived as a joke at a party where…

Chinese confuse Russian kids with gender bending dolls

 From englishrussia: Lately some Russian newspapers post photos of these strange Chinese dolls. You can see the scanned piece of article from one Russian regional newspaper. The reason for the panic is that in Russian children toy stores have appeared strange…

An artist’s complicated relationship with her look-alike sex doll

Video and performance artist Amber Hawk Swanson ordered a life-sized, realistic sex doll made to look just like her, and named it Amber. The couple scampered off to Vegas and got married. "Their wedding video and other footage documenting their…

Real Dolls and the men who love them…

Over the last few weeks I've been running into articles on this topic including an excellent documentary by Channel 4. Link to documentary 'Guys and Dolls'. This phenomenom is not to restricted to Japan, if you've watched the video above…

Poupées gonflées! (Mildly NSFW)

Great photography show of adult doll creation.

Video for Le le's hitsong 'Breakfast'. It consists solely of drawings made by Piet Parra that are also used as loops during the live performances. The song is about bitches and eggs…

Link to YouTube clip.

Apparently the doll is edible —jelly perhaps? Anyhow it was too good to pass up for all its edible goodness. Note the 'hand stick' on the side that you can use for whatever…

This is a departure from what I usually post but this product is just so wonderfully strange, I had to do it.

From site:

The SiFeet Pussy Foot is the ultimate fantasy sex toy for foot fetishists. This size 6, 100% silicone foot is cast in pure silicone from a real life actual, beautiful female foot. In the sole of this lovely foot is a fully functional and totally fuck-able silicone vagina.

Link to site Thanks Jeff J

1. Blurbing yourself

9. Deconstructing The Fountainhead

10. Dipping your madeleine into Proust's tea

13. Getting just a little too into pictures of Dorian Gray

53. Spanking the Monkey (sometimes known as "Spanking Arthur Waley's translation of Journey to the West ")

57. The other lonely impulse of delight

61. Varnishing your Booker Prize

Need some puppies and flowers?

Found at 'vonneguts asshole'