Breaking news from Charlotte: 2 cars in Gastonia are 'buttered'

From article:

Someone spread butter all over two cars in Gastonia early Tuesday morning.

The cars, a 2005 Saturn Vue and a 2003 Jeep Wrangler, were outside a home on the 500 block of Hillcrest Avenue.

Gastonia police do not have any suspects. Anyone with information is asked to call Crime Stoppers at 704-861-8000.

Sweet suffering mother of Jaysus if you must