Oh the Humanity! Apple's Controversial New Bagel Emoji
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Oh the Humanity!

Apple has shared the final designs for the 70 new emoji that it will roll out in the next iOS update, which includes new food items like a lobster, a head of romaine lettuce, and an image that supposedly represents a bagel.

This is an emoji that New Yorkers and bagel lovers around the world have been expecting for a long time and the disappointment is truly overwhelming. Take a look at this clearly machine-cut monstrosity with its stiff and bready interior, which couldn’t possibly be redeemed by a few minutes in a toaster. Grub Street.