61 literary euphemisms for masturbation…

61 literary euphemisms for masturbation: 1. Blurbing yourself 2. Burying the lede 3. Challenging Alexander Pushkin to a one-handed duel 4. Coaxing Salinger to come out and play 5. Coming up with a gripping plot twist 6. Conjugating the verb 7. Cooking up a big oily batch of Victory Gin […]