Want to get ordained as a Dudeist priest? (a la The Big Lebowski)

Come join the slowest-growing religion in the world – Dudeism. An ancient philosophy that preaches non-preachiness, practices as little as possible, and above all, uh…lost my train of thought there. Anyway, if you’d like to find peace on earth and goodwill, man, we’ll help you get started. Right after a little nap.

Link to Dudeism.com

From thedudeiseverywhere.com, you might be a dude if:

1. You wear your dressing gown to the supermarket.
2. You have begun writing cheques for less than £1 (or $1).
3. You are partial to Thai Stick and a good ‘caucasian’.
4. You have a habit of using the royal ‘we’, you know, the editorial…
5. Your car has developed some rust ‘colouration’.
6. You enjoy the occasional acid flashback.
7. You have been known to occupy various administrative buildings.
8. You hate the Eagles, no, you really hate the f-ing Eagles.
9. You have no idea what day this is.
10. You are unemployed.

The The Big Lebowski Lexicon